I've been told MANY secrets in my lifetime (I'm sure most of you have as well). Some were troubling, others were funny, many just needed someone to confide in. There's a caveat that one must know about me. I wasn't joking when I said that my brain resembled a sieve. It still does, only the holes have gotten bigger over time. Once the words "shhh....it's a secret" are uttered, my processor (aka brain) takes that as an instruction that the data isn't relevant on the hard drive and automatically discards it within a week.
To my dear friends who were dismayed when all efforts failed to dredge up deleted memory......I'm sorry. But at least your secret's safe............. My friend, Red Hong Yi suggests I take a look at this ingenious website called Post Secrets where people posts secrets anonymously. It went viral and to date, Frank Warren has received half a million of secrets.
It's the middle of the week and the weekend seems miles away so let's do something fun for a change. How about posting a humorous secret here anonymously (don't show your name or ID)? I'll do the same!
I binned our frying pan because only my other half uses it and I was tired of cleaning it out.
ReplyDeleteOnce a week he would ask where it was and I'd say "in the cupboard, probably at the back"
He eventually asked" Have you thrown it out?"
I denied it
A year later I admitted I binned it.
I always spend cash and never use my credit card when buying clothes and my clothes auditor never seems to notice. I hope he never wises up or maybe he is wiser than I thought! hehe thanks for this, it's fun!
ReplyDeleteI used to (not doing it after I got married) hide the evidence of my eating chocolates... the funny thing is I noticed lately that my babysitter is doing now the same!
ReplyDeleteI pretend I can't speak xxxxx language when the other person who is struggling with English is rude and demanding.
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